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Top of the World
(As hummed by Vijay Singh as he hit his fourteenth bucket of balls on the range
the day after becoming world number one)


Original music and lyrics by Richard and Karen Carpenter

[If you would like musical accompaniment, please click here]

Such a feelin's comin' over me,
I feel good about my game on every tee.
And if you need a clue, it's 'cos Tiger's number two
And I'm number one for everyone to see.

Everything I wanted golf to be
Is now coming true especially for me.
I can drive 300 yards, put low numbers on my card,
It's the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen.

I'm on the top of the rankings lookin' down on the others,
And the only explanation I can find,
Is all the practice I've done to become number one,
Which has put me at the top of the world.

Something in the trees has made a sound.
Must be Tiger in there trampling the ground.
Yes it's Woods in the trees, now how's that for a wheeze?!
It is usually the other way around.....

There is only one wish on my mind.
That's to keep on getting better all the time.
So that tomorrow will be, for this guy from Fiji,
Another victory and staying number one.

I'm on the top of the rankings lookin' down on the others,
And the only explanation I can find,
Is all the practice I've done to become number one,
Which has put me at the top of the world.

I'm on the top of the rankings lookin' down on the others,
And the only explanation I can find,
Is all the practice I've done to become number one,
Which has put me at the top of the world.



To hear Tiger Woods' song the day after he lost the
world number one spot to Vijay, click here.

For other songs from The Duffer's Songbook, please click here.
 
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