Portaloo
(Fondly dedicated to everyone who has ever waited a little too long
to find the lavatories at a golf tournament)

Original music and lyrics by Benny Anderson, Stig Anderson and Bjorn Ulvaeus

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	Oh my, that Portaloo, the queue was almost endless. How did I manage to keep crossing my legs until it was free, The people were standing in line, Their's can't be as urgent as mine... Portaloo - I was just bursting, could wait no more, Portaloo - Promise to come in and lock the door, Portaloo - Couldn't turn round if I wanted to, Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to pee with you, Portaloo - Finally flushing my Portaloo. My, my, I tried to hold it in but I was desperate, Oh yeah, and then it seemed my only chance was finding you in time. How could I do number two's, There's no room between door and loo... Portaloo - I was just bursting, could wait no more, Portaloo - Promise to come in and lock the door, Portaloo - Couldn't turn round if I wanted to, Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to pee with you, Portaloo - Finally flushing my Portaloo. How could I do number two's? There's no room between door and loo... Portaloo - Couldn't turn round if I wanted to, Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to pee with you, Portaloo - Finally flushing my Portaloo. Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to pee with you. Portaloo - Finally flushing my Portaloo. Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to pee with you.