Meat 'n Two Veg
(Dedicated with the greatest admiration to Danish transexual Mianne Bagger, born a man, who has earned a place on the Ladies European Tour in 2005, after finishing in a tie for tenth at the qualifying school.)

Original music and lyrics by Donovan

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	I'm just mad about Mianne, Mianne's mad about me. I'm just mad about Mianne, She's just mad about me. They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg... I'm just mad about Hormones, Hormones do it for me. I'm just mad about Hormones, They turned him into a she. They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg... Born male forever to fail, Till the op came along. Wanna be a golf pro without fail, But they'll say she is too strong. They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg... [Music] She's so sweet, and got no meat... Sexual reassignment, And of course a change in the rules, Sexual reassignment, Meant she could take her chance at Q-school. They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg, (Quite wrongly) They called her meat and two veg... [Music] Mianne..... yeah, I'm just mad about her. I'm just mad about Mianne, She's just mad about me. Such a sweetie, and not meaty...