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Lady Annika

In winning the Kraft Nabisco Championship by eight shots from her nearest rival, Annika Sörenstam has taken her tally of majors to eight. It was her fifth consecutive LPGA victory and her 59th in all. The only woman ever to shoot a 59 in competition, at 34 years old Annika is totally dedicated to her profession. She recently filed for divorce saying "On the golf course is where I feel happiest." This is our tribute to the world's most dominant golfer.


Original music and lyrics by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

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Lady Annika, golf world at your feet,
They may never catch you, you’ve got them beat.
You take the silver when you tee it up,
Hope you’ve got a butler to polish cups.

Friday’s cut has never been your problem,
Saturday into the lead you creep.
Sunday afternoon and you have thrashed ‘em,
See how they weep...

Lady Annika, baby you’re the best,
Wonder if there’s any hope for the rest.
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa pa...
See how they weep...

Lady Annika, getting a divorce,
You would rather spend time on the golf course.

Journalists need you to fill their pages,
Miss 59, you sit atop the heap.
With this one now you’ve got yourself eight majors,
See how they weep...

Lady Annika, golf world at your feet,
They may never catch you, you’ve got them beat.





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