Jungle Balls
If you're taking some time off this festive season, you'll probably be playing more golf than usual. As a Duffer, hungover and full of food, you'll probably also be playing worse than usual. Never mind. Sing a happy song and remember, it's only a game!

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	Traipsing through the rough, Always looking for my ball, Through the woods I trudge, Can't keep straight at all. My driver's snapped in three, My irons are in the lake, My three wood's wrapped around a tree, There's not much left to take. O... Jungle balls, jungle balls, Jungle, sand and gorse. It's no fun to play like this, Every time you're on the course. O... Jungle balls, jungle balls, Jungle, sand and gorse. It's no fun to play like this, Every time you're on the course. A day or two ago, I'd lost by eight and six, I went to see the pro, To get my golf game fixed. He stood and watched me swing, Then slowly shook his head, Said "I can't do a single thing, Try gardening instead." O... Jungle balls, jungle balls, Jungle, sand and gorse. It's no fun to play like this, Every time you're on the course. O... Jungle balls, jungle balls, Jungle, sand and gorse. It's no fun to play like this, Every time you're on the course. It's no fun to play like this, Every time you're on the course.