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I Got New Clubs
(Phil Mickelson celebrates his $7 million per year contract with Callaway to play
their clubs and ball - just two weeks before the Ryder Cup)
Original music and lyrics by George Gershwin
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[If you would like musical accompaniment, please click here]
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Golf can be funny, when you're playin' bad,
And your Captain is real mad.
Guys on the team, they whingein' all the while,
But I got good reasons to smile.
I'm winning all the way, happy with my rank,
How do I get that way? Just cash in the bank.
I got new clubs, I got new balls,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Dropped Titleist for Callaway,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Old man trouble, I can find him,
And he always ruin my score, but...
I got contract,
With Callaway,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?
I got new clubs, I got new balls,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Dropped Titleist for Callaway,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Lost with Tiger, twice in one day,
Now you'll find him really sore, but...
I got contract,
With Callaway,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?
I got new clubs, I got new balls,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Dropped Titleist for Callaway,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Lost my singles to Garcia,
Missed those fairways, shouting "Fore", but...
I got contract,
With Callaway,
I got money,
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?
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