I am the Walrus
Tour veteran Craig Stadler has just won three consecutive titles on the US Champions Tour, and a total of five so far this year. He leads the money race by over half a million dollars, and has never been beaten when he goes into the final round leading
or tied for the lead.

Original music and lyrics by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

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	I am he, you can't miss me, still on the tee and been around forever. See how they run 'cos I'm number one, three in a row. I'm flying. Sitting on a big Mac, waiting for the fries to come. Triple XL tee-shirt, stupid bloody laundry. Man, you been a naughty boy, you washed my shirt too hot. Now you have shrunk it, so it won't fit me. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Mr Champions Tour man looking Worried Champions Tour men down the stretch. See how they choke when I go for broke, see how they run. I'm flying, I'm flying. I'm flying, I'm flying. Big fat winner's pay check, I scoop all the sponsor's cash. Put it in my wallet, stuff it in my pocket, Boy, you been a naughty girl, you made these pants too tight. Now when I bend down, I'm gonna split them. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in the clubhouse restaurant waiting for my lunch. If my lunch don't come, I order Burgers on my way around the course. Can't see my toes now, where are my feet now? I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Yoo hoo guru teaching backswing, Don't you think my belly laughs at you? I heard your mirth, jokes about my girth, Who's laughing now? I'm flying. Craig and Kevin Stadler, climbing up the world golf ranks. Both of us are big and swinging round our waistlines, Man, you should have seen us stuffing down the Macs last night. I am the fat man, we are the fat men. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob. Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo. Oompah, oompah, proud to be a plumper, [Repeats]

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