The Greatest Dane of All

Ladies European Tour member Mianne Bagger - a Danish transsexual woman - is to be the subject of a Hollywood blockbuster movie by director Robert Redford (full story here).
We have a sneak preview of the haunting theme song from the movie.

Original music and lyrics by Michael Masser and Linda Creed

[If you would like musical accompaniment, please click here]
	I believe that woman is my future. Give me breasts and let them lead the way. Show the Tour the beauty and the skills I have. Give me a nice nine wood to make it easier. Let the critics’ laughter remind me how I used to be. Everybody’s searching for a heroine, People need someone to look up to. I never found a way to fulfill my needs, A lonely place to be, So I learned to depend on she. I decided long ago, that I wanted to put on eye shadow, If I fail, if I succeed , At least I'll live as I believe. They’ve taken so much out of me, And with it’s gone all my misery. Because the greatest Dane of all Has now become a She. I found the greatest Dane of all Inside of me. The greatest Dane of all Is easy to achieve. Learn to love your new self, It is the greatest love of all. I believe the Women’s Tour’s my future. Change the rules to let me go and play. Show them all the great shots, show them I’ve got game. I’ve got my sense of pride to make it easier. Let the critics’ laughter remind me how I used to be. I decided long ago, that I wanted to put on eye shadow, If I fail, if I succeed, At least I'll live as I believe. They’ve taken so much out of me, And with it’s gone all my misery. Because the greatest Dane of all Has now become a She. I found the greatest Dane of all Inside of me. The greatest Dane of all Is easy to achieve. Learn to love your new self, It is the greatest love of all. And if by chance those special bits The surgeons took away, Leave you feeling in the pits, Find your strength in golf.

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