Down Under
or
The Ballad of Michael Campbell. This song is fondly dedicated to the 2005 US Open Champion, who took the title by two shots from world no. 1 Tiger Woods. In the process, 'Cambo' brought his home nation, New Zealand, to a standstill as he became only the second Kiwi to win a major championship (Sir Bob Charles was the first in 1963).

Original music and lyrics by Men At Work

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	Warming up and trying to loosen On a winning trail, all eyes on Goosen Ran into Tiger Woods, he made me nervous He took me in and gave me breakfast And he said... "Do you come from a land down under? Where sheep cajole and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear my thunder? You better run, you better take cover!" Saw a caddie who was built like Rambo Called him Steve, he called me Cambo I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" From his stare thought he’d give me a knuckle sandwich And he said... "I too come from a land down under Where Tiger’s name casts men asunder Listen here, don’t you steal his thunder, You better run, you better take cover!" [Break] Sitting in a room in Pinehurst I feel so good, I just wanna burst I said to Tiger, "Man you tried to catch me Tried so hard to stop the flying Kiwi" And he said... "Oh! So you come from a land down under! (oh yeah yeah) Where women booze and men chunder! You could hear, you could hear my thunder You didn’t run, you didn’t take cover!" "Living in a land down under Where sheep are worried and Tigers blunder! You could hear, you could hear my thunder You didn’t run, you didn’t take cover!" "Living in a land down under Where Kiwis win and Yanks wonder! You could hear, you could hear my thunder You didn’t run, you didn’t take cover!"