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Any Old Irons?
Fondly dedicated to every golfer who has ever finished an appalling round swearing to sell his clubs and give up the game for good. In other words, every golfer.

Original music and lyrics by Charles Collins, Fred Terry and E. A. Sheppard

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Any old irons, any old irons,
Any, any, any old irons?
Shank the lot, can't hit a shot,
I'm a duffer
And I've never won a pot.
Driving's crap,
Can't get out of traps,
Got the yips so bad I'm crying;
Had enough, sell the clubs,
Giving up this rotten game,
Old irons, old irons!


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