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The Twelve Days Of Christmas
With only three weeks until Christmas, are you still hoping for a real golfer's Christmas gift? We suggest you sing this, loudly, whenever your loved one is nearby - unless, of course, you want another pair of socks.

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Get in the hole!
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A Hole in one on a par three.

'I think I'll take a mulligan'
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'So still playing two, OK?'
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'Grip it and rip it!'
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'And another million...'On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'I flopped in the Ryder Cup!'
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'Eeeeaaaasy'On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Ernie Els' rhythm,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'Vijay stung me!'
On the eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Tiger Woods' 'stinger',
Ernie Els' rhythm,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'Must try and make it look hard...'On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Ben Crenshaw's putting,
Tiger Woods' 'stinger',
Ernie Els' rhythm,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'Cool hands, Luke...'
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Luke Donald's irons,
Ben Crenshaw's putting,
Tiger Woods' 'stinger',
Ernie Els' rhythm,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'How did that miss?'On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Sergio's short game,
Luke Donald's irons,
Ben Crenshaw's putting,
Tiger Woods' 'stinger',
Ernie Els' rhythm,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


'Don't ask me, I'm not telling.'
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Ben Hogan's secret,
Sergio's short game,
Luke Donald's irons,
Ben Crenshaw's putting,
Tiger Woods' 'stinger',
Ernie Els' rhythm,
Mickelson's flop shot,
Vijay's swing.
John Daly's drive,
Free drops for life,
Two Mulligans
And a hole in one on a par three.


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