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April 28, 2005; Source: AnyoneForTee World Exclusive Michael Jackson in European Ryder Cup scandal. "I woke up feeling a little Woosie" star admits! | ||
AMERICA. A potentially devastating sex scandal that could disrupt the European selection for next year’s Ryder Cup has emerged in a new book shortly to be published by former European Team Captain Mark James (right). Entitled 'After the Bear Pit, this is the Barest Pits!', James' book takes a warts and all look behind the 2004 scenes of victory. In a sensational twist at the Michael Jackson molestation trial in Santa Maria, it emerged that the triumphant European Cup team celebrated their 18½-9½ triumph at Oakland Hills in 2004 with a post-cup party at the singer’s spectacular Neverland ranch.A former Neverland Ranch guard testified Wednesday that at the party the European cup team drank large amounts of alchohol while the golf-loving pop star entertained them with a range of songs including Beat It, Thriller, Don’t Stop till you get Enough, and In the Closet. "By the time the booze kicked in, it looked like one or two of the European players were coming out of the closet," the guard testified.  There was an audible hush in the courtroom – or would have been if hushes were audible – as he described how several of the golfing stars and their entourage, including Ian Woosnam, had stayed over at Neverland to sleep it off. It is then, he alleged, that a number of the European players discovered a new meaning to approach play.But a tearful Michael Jackson (right) insists his intentions were misinterpreted. "I just drank a little too much and woke up feeling a little Woosie," he said.  Several European players were called to give evidence, their identities strictly masked by a curtain between them and the plaintive accused. Speaking in a soft Scottish accent, what appeared to be a silhouette of Mrs Doubtfire told the court: "Mr Jackson was especially intrigued to discover more about the fourballs format, saying he found that sort of thing exciting. Then he suggested we move onto a little strokeplay. After that he said if we were in a match and he had a little tiddler, would I give it to him! That’s when I made my excuses and left." But not all the European players were so lucky. Michael Jackson was said to be particularly enamoured by English star Ian Poulter’s sartorial splendour and dazzling hairstyle. "I could watch you getting up and down all day," he sighed to the alarmed star. "Do you think you could help me work out my pull and get me over the shanks?" Poulter's reaction was typically laddish. "I wouldn't have minded if it was Janet Jackson (below). We all saw her performance at the Superbowl with Justin Timberlake and we can forgive the odd boob, but her brother is another matter. Do you know he said he'd like to try on my Stars and Stripes trousers? No way, I told him, no way are you getting into my pants!" | ||
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While there is no evidence of any wrongdoing on either the singer or the European team’s part, their very presence at Neverland is bound to cause controversy, especially for 2006 team captain Woosnam.
But the notoriously press-shy Welshman refused to apologise when confronted by the allegations and actually appeared to defend Jackson. "In the valleys where I come from, sex with miners happens all the time," he told Anyone For Tee. | ||
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