| Anything Personal? |
| Dear Santa, The tinsel is on the tree and the fairy is waiting. Just need your baubles for the perfect Christmas. Rudolf. |
| Holly Bush - I'm pining, but have I got yews fir you! We planted a sapling last Christmas and it's three months old now! Let's watch it grow together - or I'll get CSA on you... Cranberries |
| Chunky chips - Turkey and all the trimmings, plum pudding, log fire, loads of mistletoe. My place. You on? Luv Chilli-dip |
| Darling J-L. 'snow fun without you. Hurry over and I guarantee you'll pull a little cracker! R. |
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| Anyone for Tree? |
| Size does matter! I supply every size of tree from TV top to Trafalgar Square. Golf Clubs a speciality - generous commissions to the Hon. Sec. available. Call Reg on 07802 737855 (24 hours). Cash only. |
| Anyone for Me? |
| Very horny reindeer, hard-working, nose occasionally (OK - often) red, tired of pulling sleighs, wants to pull a nice Christmas bird. Plump with lots of breast-meat preferred, but dark meat also much appreciated. Love stuffing and always ready to sprout. GSOH (everyone says I'm a card!), but most importantly, like Santa, I deliver! My chimney or yours? Call 07789 533 106 / e. xmas_pud@hotmail.com for a wild Christmas ride. |
| Anything for Sale? |
| Snowballs! The keen golfer doesn't let a little frost or snow or a biting east wind keep him off the fairways. Buy your golfer some fluorescent balls this Xmas and get him out of the house while you watch the Christmas soaps and Dr Zhivago! We have sleeves of yellow, orange, red or pink, or a mixed dozen. Only £7.99 a sleeve plus p&p from 19th Hole Golf Aids Ltd. |
| Anyone for Practice? |
| Per ardua ad astroturf. Want to improve your game at home? In trouble with the wife for taking lumps out of the lawn? Get her to put the "Don't Divot" artificial turf practice mat in your stocking this Xmas. Dimensions 7ft x 4ft. Guaranteed hacker-proof. Only £29.95 plus p&p from 19th Hole Golf Aids Ltd. Please specify left- or right-handed when ordering. |
| Anyone for Fashion? |
| Knickers! (That's plus fours, if you're British.) You too can look like Ian Poulter. Just send waist and inside leg measurement plus £69.95 to 19th Hole Fashion Ltd. Available in tweed, Prince of Wales check, heather mixture or tartan. Union Jack, Stars and Stripes and alternate leg designs £20 extra. The perfect Xmas gift! |
| Any Resolutions? |
| I promise I will not get angry any more. I will be zen. Just watch me babe. Whatever. |
| Anyone for Books? |
| Need a stocking filler for the golfer in your life that won't blow the Christmas budget? Check out AnyoneForTee's selection of remaindered books at amazing prices! Includes classics such as 'Seve's Car Park Compendium' (only £3.99), 'Think before you hit!' by Jean Van de Velde (£6.99, richly illustrated and watermarked) and 'How to Handle Pressure' by Greg Norman (with a foreword by Thomas Bjorn (just £2.99!). For these and many more titles, just click here. |
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| Anyone Thirsty? |
| 'Tis the season to be merry! Need cheap Xmas fizz? All major brands available. Call Reg on 07802 737855 (24 hours). Cash only. |
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| Anyone for Lessons? |
| Carving it? Don't be a Christmas turkey! I have the ultimate slice cure. Wear the "Slicelock" for just one weekend during play and you will never slice again! (Not suitable for men/juniors still expecting to start a family). Ref 28/06. |
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