Anyone For Tee? - Looking at Golf through the eyes of the ordinary golfer
"Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad" - A.A. Milne

Everybody gets Stensoned!

KENT, ENGLAND. Francesco Molinari was 3-up after four holes against Henrik Stenson in the Volvo World Match Play Championship, and 7-under par for 17 holes, but nevertheless was beaten 2&1 by the Swede. He described it as being "stensoned". Join him in his lament. Read more...

Golly Gee...
It's the DiD-dle Effect!

ATZENBRUGG, AUSTRIA. Adam Gee has provided the latest evidence of what is rapidly becoming known on the European Tour as the 'DiD-dle Effect' - caused by AFT's Descent into Dufftown ranking.
Basil Fawlty to return in golfing guise as Fawlty Tours!

NEW YORK, USA. The manic hotelier is set to become a worldwide golfing phenomenon in a hilarious sitcom that details the day-to-day life of a professional golf mini tour.
New "experimental" event for PGA Tour : The SLO Open

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, USA. The PGA Tour is finally to take action on slow play, with a major policy decision that may change the face of golf forever.
An exciting new era in golf travel begins today!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE - LONDON, UK. Travelling golfers will be spoilt for choice on their future overseas breaks as two new specialist airline rivals take the game aloft!
First Shot of the Day
AFT's Golf Shorts
Mr Unmentionables receives an award; John Daly duffs his way to 90; the two Kevins discover what they're worth; plus a spot of romance...
The AFT Page 3 Dufferette
Tracy Topping is the little first tee teeser titillating us today !
Keeping the Score
Today's golf scoring is all based around the notion of 'par', obviously invented by good golfers. They have all the fun, feathery names: the friendly birdie, the majestic eagle, the rare and fabled albatross. But what about those of us who managed a couple of 7s and at least one unmentionable every round? AFT have the answer - a new system, redefining the system from the ordinary player's point of view.
The authorities may snipe (6 over par) at us, but you won't grouse (a triple bogey) when you find it's more fun to shoot high scores. Read on …
The Duffer's Songbook
AFT's repertoire of well-known, easy to sing songs, specially adapted for the musically inclined golfer.
Keep On Twerking
Miguel Angel Jiménez shows us the secret of his amazing longevity after another win.
The Deep Rough Guide
As golfers, we love to travel. But as Duffers, where can we go to play that will not be over-priced and crowded, where there's no need to produce a handicap certificate and where we won't be made to feel like an idiot with our Duffer's game?
The answers are in The Deep Rough Guide to Exotic Golf, serialised exclusively by AFT, and revealing little known, unspoilt golf courses on every continent with all you need to play 'off the beaten track'. We begin with...
Vampyrijstan
Ex-Transylvania, this hospitable land has much to offer the dedicated 'off-piste' Duffer.
The Pinkley Files
'Golf Gifts for Ewe' owner Norbert Pinkley goes where the golf action is as he builds his Wentworth based business. Read his anything but sheepish blog.
Norbert Pinkley - especially after a few gins - is something of a lay philosopher. Discover a selection of his (very un-PC) thoughts.
More AFT features
Forget Nicklaus or Woods, they're not close. Instead, we travel to North Korea to admire Kim Jong-il, who shot 34 for 18 holes. Kim Jong-Il
The biggest ever shake-up in golf's scoring system is being proposed this month by AFT.
From this week's bulging postbag our resident Agony Aunt takes up the plight of 'Curly' from Bishop's Stortford, who is grappling with a monster banana.


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Your Golfing Horoscope
AQUARIUS - The number '7' will be significant for you. More…
PISCES - Once again, water will feature strongly. More…
ARIES - Your form is good, but don't push your luck!More…
TAURUS - Try and grip softly with the right hand. More…
GEMINI - Get decisive, or maybe stay at home? More…
CANCER - Avoid a friend's offer to try their new club. More…
LEO - A sore throat looms from shouting 'Fore!' More…
VIRGO - Remember: 'Never up, never in'; buy bananas. More…
LIBRA - Invest in some cheap golf balls - you'll need them!. More…
SCORPIO - Time to make changes in your putting? More…
SAGITTARIUS - You're on a hot streak - enjoy! More…
CAPRICORN - Beware of anything to do with the letter 'R'. More…
YOUR GOLFING PERSONALITY
and destiny were written in the stars with your birth sign. Let Krystle Ball read yours. More…
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